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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Where's my baby??

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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