- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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