- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

su algato es en fuego

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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