A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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