- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

your mama's so fat... that's it

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