Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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