- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Girls Lacrosse.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*