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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Racial Equality

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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