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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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