- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats brown and sticky a stick

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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