What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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#Getweird

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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