What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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