- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

ever tried african food? they neither

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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