- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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