I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Julian Ha.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Anti Joke

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