Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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