why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Knock knock Fuck off!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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