a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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