- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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