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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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