Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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