- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Guest what in the butt

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