- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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