Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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