A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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