- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Girls Lacrosse.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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