Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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haha black people :D

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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