A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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