- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What moos like a cow? Another cow

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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