a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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