Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Your Mom The End.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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