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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Matthew Baker

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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