Ms Leong Sux

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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