- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one