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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My spelling is horrible

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

this website is a bad joke

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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