Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Matthew Baker

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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