Emily Walker.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Your Mom The End.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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