Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

this website is a bad joke

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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