- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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