- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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