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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Skrillex.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

antonis sister is mighty fine

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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