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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your Mom The End.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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