Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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