How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Emily Walker.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

here's a joke... the american education society

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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