Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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