- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

this website is a bad joke

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

My spelling is horrible

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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