- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

hey guys im gay

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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