- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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