- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Women outside of the kitchen.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

who is really lanky? james cornish

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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