- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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