roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

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