Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

this website is a bad joke

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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