- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Skrillex.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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