Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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