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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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