- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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