A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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