- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road...

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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