- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

The Big Band Theory

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??