What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Chlamydia

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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