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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Michael Brown

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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