a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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