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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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