Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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kathryn atkins

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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