A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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