- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

i have yougurt mit traktor

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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