what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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