- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yanter, Look it up

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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