- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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