- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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