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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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