Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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