- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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