- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

don't just stand there

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

123 f*ck off

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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