- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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