- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

knock knock who's there? hope

I walk into a bar...

non poop

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??