- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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