- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Your're racist.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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