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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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