Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Your're racist.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

su algato es en fuego

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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